Quotes. Now or never.

STOP bothering iran ! Uranium is our food and we use nuclear instead of sambal ABC. so please understand us :)


GOSSIP BOYS..
the newest n the h0ttest serial for YOU who loves gossip so much!


GOODMORNING VIETNAM !


Seeing a heavy rainy day through the window is like seeing your friends' failed relationship. You glad you are not in it.


i like fruits better than any foods. am i human?


i am single because i don't like double, they're too greedy.


i can't live without celana dalam.


Salma Hayek in her 12th birthday, "god please give me some breast". And now i think she is too greedy.

 
we think men are gay.


visit indonesia, because we can't visit you.


keluarga gue adalah keluarga paling ribet sedunia.


when i rule the world, i want miyabi by my side.


nasib orang ganteng, selalu dikejar-kejar pembantu.


sahur kok on the road ? Sahur ya di meja makan.


i just want to see you laugh not cry :) 







 


and the last :

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STOP being so naive.